NPC Comic

Panel 1: Outside, night. Lisa has her arms over her head in a protective pose.
Lisa: Please don't hurt me! My health insurance doesn't cover injuries that occur outside between 10pm and 7am.
Panel 2: Three scruffy looking people. Hobos?
Hobo 1: Relax. We're here for the same reason you are.
Panel 3: Close up of Lisa. She's angry now.
Lisa: If you touch my laptop I'll breathe garlic tofu breathe on you!
Panel 4: Lisa breathes on him.
Hobo 1: No need. We're just harmless wifi hobos. Like you.