NPC Comic

Bink: Or use reverse psychology on us when we curtain chomp.
Lisa approaches Mike, who is sitting on the couch with an Xbox controller and Chloe and Bink on his lap. There is a picture of a cupcake on the wall behind them.
Lisa (happily): Couch cuddle time!
Lisa sits on couch and looks expectantly at Chloe and Bink, who are being lovingly petted by Mike. He has put down his Xbox controller.
Lisa (hurt): How come you guys always cuddle on Mike's lap, but not mine?
Chloe: Mike doesn't make us level his alts.