NPC Comic

Panel 1: Exterior of hacker van. Bink is laying on his back on top of it. Chloe climbs up.
Chloe: What are you doing? Where’s your hoodie?
Panel 2: Bird’s eye on van.
Bink: It’s no use, Chloe! No matter how many bots I deploy, it’s never enough to stifle the endless stream of stupid cat videos.
Panel 3: Bink sits up.
Bink: It’s time I face facts. Cats aren’t the noble creatures I thought we were. We’re spastic and weird.
Panel 4:
Chloe: What are you going to do now?
Bink: (pulling on a colorful hat) The only thing I can do.
Panel 5:
Bink: (now wearing the hat – it’s a jester hat. He walks away in the foreground.) Ride a ceiling fan with a monkey.
Chloe: (in background, hands on face, worried) Oh Bink.