NPC Comic

Panel 1:
Bink: I'm so disappointed in Apple, going the way of the 7-inch tablet.
Panel 2:
Bink: They're just caving in to industry whims! They're undercutting their own beautiful 10-inch product!
Panel 3:
Bink: I bet Steve is rolling over in his grave.
Panel 4:
Reveal Bink standing with a big iPad strapped to his butt. Chloe is next to him.
Chloe: Not every kitty has a 10-inch butt!
Bink: So warm. So toasty.