NPC Comic

Panel 1:
Bink: I'm Binkineer! A charr engineer fighting my way through the land of Tyria in Guild Wars 2! I never go anywhere without my trusty monocle!
Panel 2:
Chloe: Why? Is the vision in your left eye impaired?
Bink: Of course not! It's enhanced with the power of magnification!
Panel 3:
Chloe: Then what would happen if you wore two monocles? (She inserts another monocle into his other eye socket.)
Bink: Well then they wouldn't be called mono-
Panel 4:
Bink whips out a red and grey gun and points.
Bink: Stand back! I must blow that mechanical monstrosity to smithereens!
Chloe: That's a flea.