Bink, with mic in hand: Ok folks, it's time for Azerothian Feline Treatment Watch. This week we're profiling a mailicious druid who is rumored to have visciously struck down a friendly level 1 cat by a house in Elwynn Forest.
Bink: What makes this murder even more outrageous, is that this sick druid performed the act WHILE IN CAT FORM.
Chloe: Psst, Bink!
Bink: Not now Chloe, I'm documenting atrocities!
Chloe: Bink, that was us! Remember, when we were playing our Druid, and I accidentally hit claw when I meant to hit the 'pat' button, and I distracted you by shouting 'SQUIRREL'?
Bink looks aghast.