Boardom is the regular blog feature in which Mary geeks out on table top games.
Eat poop, you cat! is my new favorite party game. I played it two Saturday nights in a row, the first at a friend’s birthday gathering, and the second at our place for a board game night. It requires only paper, writing utensils, and your own creativity. A stop watch helps too (or in our case, an iPhone). Here are the rules. Everyone gets a sheet of paper and a writing utensil. We happen to have a lot of legal (8.5″ x 14″) size paper laying around, and we found that to be the perfect size, since we wound up using its entire length. But regular letter size paper is fine. A lot of us preferred pencils to pens, and that’s really up to the individuals.
Ok. Once everyone has what they need, each person makes up a sentence and writes it down. A sentence like, say, “Eat poop, you cat!” They pass the sentence to the person on their right, who then proceeds to draw a picture of the sentence. It’s good to set a time limit on this part. We did four minutes. Once everyone is done drawing, fold the sentence back so it can’t be seen, and pass to the next person, who writes a sentence based on what they see in the drawing. They then fold the drawing back so only the new sentence is visible, and pass it on for another drawing. You stop when the you get your own drawing/sentence back, which is probably drastically changed. Then everyone is seized with hysterical laughter as they see what their sentences morphed into. The whole game can be a little mentally exhausting. I haven’t done more than two rounds back to back, because we were all a little pooped afterwards. But it’s so fun to see what crazy sentence or drawing is coming your way, and the ultimate payoff is pouring over every sheet of paper at the end. I recommend switching the direction you pass the papers on the second round so you get a different person’s perspective. Below is one of the results. It morphed from “That rug really tied the room together” (movie quote alert!) to “The sun made me happy until it made me sad and full of zits.”
I looked at forum posts and comments on Massively this week while making my decision about whether I should invest $239 into Star Trek Online up front. STO seems to be a very divisive topic among MMO players, especially since there’s apparently a lot of anger at Cryptic over their handling of Champions Online. I admit, I know very little about CO and why people are angry. I DO know that it only came out four months ago, and it makes me wonder what shape World of Warcraft was in four months after launch. I also know that while the business is still overseen by the same people, STO and CO have different development teams. Now to my reasons for pulling the trigger one hour before headstart of STO and buying the lifetime sub.
1) Playing open beta made me giddy. It was just plain FUN. I know many disagree and don’t find it fun. I do. And that probably has a lot to do a lot with my second reason:
2) I love the Star Trek universe. And now I get to occupy it. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
3) I want the extras – playable Borg and two extra character slots. I admit this may not be the best of reasons – it’s possible these will be available to everyone at some future date. (Although I didn’t look at the forums about this to see if the team made any declarations one way or the other.) I just want them. Now. Gimme.
4) I’ve been anxious to get into a sci-fi MMO. I was disappointed when Blizzard announced that Starcraft was not the IP for their next MMO (although I know they have good reasons for that.) Star Wars Old Republic will be another year. And besides, that’s not REALLY sci-fi. Jedi force powers, while very cool, are magic. STO is all about how to best use the technology you have available to you, and I’m very excited to explore that more.
5) I’m still playing WoW, and I don’t have a lot of time in general to game. Wait, what? How is that a reason to buy a lifetime subscription to another time-consuming game? Well that’s just the thing. It’s gonna take me a while to get to end game. And now I have a lifetime sub and don’t have to worry that maybe I shouldn’t have paid $15 for that one month I didn’t get to play very much. (Like, um, when Cataclysm comes out…) It takes some of the stress away and I can just relax and enjoy the game at my own very casual pace.
Ok, that’s it. To those of you who preordered STO – Happy Headstart Day!
NPChloe is the weekly inward musings of one pensive and game-loving feline, Chloe. The words and art below have been ripped directly from her diary and spread out on the internets here for all to see.
My new friends are so nice! I encountered them one night and they showed me the most amazing show, from long long ago, archived on YouTube. The host, Kellyn, is sooooo pretty! She has such fluffy hair, such colorful leotards… I drew myself in one of my favorites. Maybe I can make it for myself in real life someday! Anyway, I hope to eventually be able to do my mousercises as well as she does, with so much poise, grace, and happiness. Having a bigger wardrobe of leotards will help. 🙂
First Impressions is a regular feature in which Mary shares her -surprise! – first impressions of a game she’s been playing while she should have been making comics.
World of Warcraft was the only MMO I’ve ever played – until this weekend. I’ve been anticipating the launch of STO for a while, and even guested on an STO Radio podcast in the fall. But I completely dropped the ball about getting a preorder in so I could play the open beta, which ends today. I frantically ordered and downloaded the digital deluxe version from Steam on Friday night, and got a few hours of play time in this weekend. Why the rush? Well I’m interested in the lifetime subscription preorder deal, which expires Feb 1st, the day before the game officially launches. It’s $239 for the ability to play as long as the game is around, and includes two more character slots (STO is stingy with those – only 2 to start with!), and – the real kicker – playable liberated Borg. Of course, there’s no guarantee that they won’t offer the Borg as an available species later on. But it certainly is tempting, especially if the game has staying power. Playing for 2 years would mean a monthly price of $10 instead of the $15 they’ll charge for a normal month-to-month subscription.
But does it have staying power? Unfortunately I really wasn’t able to assess that in my first few hours of play. I can tell you I want to play more. A lot more. I might as well tell you up front, I’m a fan of the franchise. Trekkie, Trekker, whatever they call it these days. I admit I haven’t seen every episode of every series – except The Next Generation. Data, Captain Picard, goofy beardy Riker – I’m all about it. I watched every episode as it came out with my family and best junior high school bud, and then again on reruns. And even though I admit that the last movie featuring the TNG crew was pretty terrible, it still moved me to tears. I’m telling you this because I really have no idea if someone new to the franchise will appreciate this game. In fact, I’m kind of skeptical they will. (But what do I know? Check out Kyle Horner’s Non-Trekkie Guide to STO on Massively.)
I started the game with a series of quick tutorial missions that taught me how to move around, shoot my enemies, use kits (which seem to be belts that give you fun new abilities), and deal with space combat. A lot of it was basically, “Go over there and press ‘F’,” since that’s the key to interact with things like consoles or devices. But it was quick and fun and was telling a story, and I didn’t mind that I basically just had to press ‘F,’ or sometimes ‘1,’ ‘2,’ ‘3’ to shoot some Borg baddies. It was a great preview to what I hope will be good story content.
The real fun for me started with the space combat. When I first heard this would be a huge part of the game, I was skeptical. To me Star Trek is about the characters and exploration. Not so much on the shooting stuff. But wow. I’m blown away. Cryptic really managed to capture the Trekiness of starship tactics. It’s all about allocating power between different parts of the ship, balancing your four shields for maximum defense, and exploiting your enemies’ weaknesses. There’s a lot I have to learn about it, but so far it feels like I’m making similar decisions the crew of the Enterprise were forced to make. And topped off with a space battle soundtrack, I’m living the show.
Another aspect I’m loving is the skill customization. Again, I’m barely scratching the surface of the game, but it seems like you can really fine tune your character, your bridge officers, and your ship with all kinds of weapons, skills, kits, and the character traits you choose at the outset of the game.
As for my gripes, there’s an overall lack of the epic treatment I expect from an IP like this one. Not any cut scenes to speak of, except a brief voice over from Leonard Nimoy as I arrived in sector space. Maybe they’ll spice it up after release, or maybe I haven’t gotten far enough. When I arrived in the Sol space station, I was running around trying to find an admiral’s office to get orders, and discovered a bank and an auction house (the exchange). I realized that this station serves the same function as a city in WoW. But it’s kind of…boring. When I first set my little gnome foot in Ironforge, I oohed and aahed. Maybe it’s unfair of me to compare a space station to an ancient mining Dwarf city, but I was disappointed just the same.
Also, I hate bumping into people. I vastly prefer the WoW way of being able to run through other characters. I don’t care if it doesn’t make any reality-based sense. It’s convenient. How do other MMOs handle that?
So…..I still haven’t decided if I’m going to take the plunge on the lifetime subscription. I’m about 67% in favor of doing it right now. I’ll let you know what I decide. In the meantime, look! It’s a poll! Vote up. And if you’re interested in starting the game, it looks like Massively has been doing some nice coverage and guides. Adam Holisky from WoW.com even started a Star Trek Online: 101 feature.