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Panel 1:
They say dps and healing meters are tools that help us improve as a group.
A leader points at a dps meter chart. "We need to help Buttmuncher get better gear so we can take down the boss."
Panel 2:
But the real reason we use them is to feel superior.
Lisa: Did you guys notice that I top the meter?
Panel 3:
I wonder if we'd use them if they didn't make the ranking so obvious.
(Show the meters still display dps numbers, but not with longer and shorter bars. Lisa: this doesn't help me feel superior.
Panel 4:
I guess we better keep them as they are if we're going to be a stronger team.
Lisa: Much better (show the meters ranking her at the top.)