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Panel 1:
PooPal: Humans behave strangely in January. They make New Year's resolutions they forget about in weeks. Why?
Chloe: Because meaningful self-improvement is attractive but takes more effort than they're willing to put in.
Lisa listens from the background.
Panel 2:
PooPal: Then why don't set lower goals?
Chloe: Lower goals aren't as interesting. Nobody wants to lose just one pound.
Lisa listens from the background.
Panel 3:
Lisa (to Mike): My New Year's resolution is to listen to cats and robots.