Mike: Mike! I need you to be my Hearthstone guru. I hear you're the best player in the household.
Mike: You heard correctly. We begin now.
Mike: Hearthstone is a digital card game. You mist believe the cards are real. Only then will you respect their power.
Bink: How wise!
Mike (handing Bink and Magic card): Here. Pretend this is a Hearthstone card. Feel its fragility. It needs your protection. Put it in this sleeve.
Bink: Ooh, so cardboardy.
Mike: Now. Sleeve these boxes of Magic cards. I'll check back in a few hours.