Thanks for another month of patronage, Patreons!

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Panel 1:
Mike (setting out snacks): I've arranged the snacks to be within optimal reach of everyone.
Panel 2:
Mike: I've made sure all players have peed. Based on beverage supply, I estimate 3.4 hours until the first pee break. (imagines chart)
Panel 3:
Mike (to group) I think we're ready to start playing Dungeons and Dragons! Place your character sheet in front of you.
Panel 4:
Bink: What's a character sheet?
Chloe: It's a drawing of your avatar.