Thanks for another month of patronage, Patreons!
Mike (setting out snacks): I've arranged the snacks to be within optimal reach of everyone.
Mike: I've made sure all players have peed. Based on beverage supply, I estimate 3.4 hours until the first pee break. (imagines chart)
Mike (to group) I think we're ready to start playing Dungeons and Dragons! Place your character sheet in front of you.
Bink: What's a character sheet?
Chloe: It's a drawing of your avatar.