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Panel 1:
Mike: I'm sorry I said your hobbies are dumb. The truth is, I'm really impressed that you can write WoW add-ons and also play such a deadly rogue. You're a smart lady.
Panel 2:
Lisa: And I'm sorry I don't always play tabletop games with you. I should give them more of a chance. The human interaction fills a loneliness in my heart.
Panel 3:
Bink: Wow, they made up! I can't believe it! How did you trick them, PooPal?
Chloe: Did you send fake lover letters from each other?
PooPal: Of course not! That would be unethical.
Panel 4:
Chloe: Well? Then how'd you do it, PooPal?
Panel 5:
PooPal: I played them subliminal messages while they slept.
Chloe: That's even creepier than flat-out lying.
Bink: Creepy: not always unethical.