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Jacques: Jounrey Jack hired me to art up your Tudors in Space game.
Mike: The Arteest! Jacques, is it?
Jacques: The 'J' is silent.
Mike: Ah. Um... "Awk" then.
Jacques (putting his arm around Mike): Don't worry about your game, man. I'm gonna make it great.
Mike (small voice): My game is already pretty great.
Jacques (shushing Mike's mouth): Shh, shh. It's ok. I'll fix it.
Mike (smaller voice): The art doesn't matter. Only the mechanics matter.