Don’t Need Help
↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
Lisa: Gah! I keep losing at Hearthstone!
Mike: Don’t get discouraged! Want some tips?
Lisa: No way! I can do this on my own. I don’t need help.
Panel 2:
Lisa uses computer. (The Angry Chicken podcast site is on her screen)
Mike: Are you looking up hearthstone strategy sites and podcasts?
Lisa: Uh huh.
Mike: But you said you didn’t need any help.
Panel 3:
Lisa: I meant from real people.
Panel 4:
Mike: You know real people record the podcasts and write the sites…right?
Lisa: If I can't smell them, they aren't real.
Lisa: Gah! I keep losing at Hearthstone!
Mike: Don’t get discouraged! Want some tips?
Lisa: No way! I can do this on my own. I don’t need help.
Panel 2:
Lisa uses computer. (The Angry Chicken podcast site is on her screen)
Mike: Are you looking up hearthstone strategy sites and podcasts?
Lisa: Uh huh.
Mike: But you said you didn’t need any help.
Panel 3:
Lisa: I meant from real people.
Panel 4:
Mike: You know real people record the podcasts and write the sites…right?
Lisa: If I can't smell them, they aren't real.
Ha! You’ve hit the nail on the head with that one. I know people like that, one of which lives in my own house.
The secret is not that the person is not real, but that he or she doesn’t know you and doesn’t know you needed help. Hey you could have been looking at that “how to treat armpit fungus” video tutorial because you are a web-critic and wanted to measure the quality of the video.
Daaamn, does that mean there is a real person writing this comic?
My world is shattered…
Wait, wait, wait… You can SMELL MARY?
Does… she smell like card sleeves?