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Panel 1:
Brown Hair:
So if none of you know how to play Magic the Gathering, why are you here?
Panel 2:
Balding guy: I played it on my iPad and wanted to learn how to play it for real.
Red Hair: My brothers have fun playing it, but they never taught me.
Other guy: I wanted to learn the original collectible card game.
Panel 3:
Kendra: Friends. I wanted to make friends.
Panel 4: They hug her.
Kendra: And I thought this was a book club.