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Panel 1:
Lisa and Mike are in bed.
Lisa: I resolve to never drink alcohol again.
Mike: Good one. Me too.
Panel 2:
Lisa: And to stop wasting time clicking all the the imgur links on Reddit.
Mike: Mmm.
Panel 3:
Lisa: And no more sugar.
Mike looks at her.
Panel 4:
Mike: 2014: The year we kill joy.