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How Not to be an Anti-Social Weirdo
Panel 1:
Make eye contact.
Lisa sticks her eyeballs up in another lady's eyes.
Panel 2:
Enunciate clearly.
Lisa: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains.
Panel 3:
Don't take this advice to its literal extreme.
Lisa: My pores are totally exuding charm tonight!
Lady in background thinks to self: Weirdo.