Any readers going to Blizzcon, virtually or physically?
Bink, dressed as Murkalot: Ho there! I am Ser Murkalot, crusader for righteousness and enemy of evil!
Chloe sits in front of Binkalot and a laptop. Bink flails his flail.
Chloe: Murkalot...that’s the in-game pet you get when you buy a BliZzcon 2013 ticket, isn’t it?
Bink: I am not familiar with this “Blizzcon.” My heart knows only crusading!
Chloe: Can your heart crusade with me in Warcraft, then? Our raid is about to start!
Bink: I must practice my flail!
A piece of the laptop broke off when flailed upon.
Chloe: That laptop cost a month of gold-farming salary.
Bink: you can’t put a price on righteousness!