This storyline starts here.
Mike: So this is X-Wing Miniatures, a tactical combat game set in the Star Wars universe.
Lisa: Do you have to read the whole manual?
Mike: Yes. You've never played it.
Lisa: That's gonna take forever. Why I don't play WoW while you read?
Mike: No way! I need your full concentration!
Lisa: But WoW is mindless, remember?