Fool Me Once
Bink is a dog. Chloe is a ballerina with feathers and a mask.
Bink: Good morning, Chloe!
Chloe: Hi there, Bink!
Panel 2: They stare at each other, smiling.
Bink: You joined the Bolshoi ballet production of Swan Lake?
Chloe: Yeah. You got species reassignment surgery?
Bink: We're getting too good at this April Fool's thing.
Chloe: Better luck next year.
PooPal with sunglasses and a red light in one lens: I've been sent here from the future to terminate two blue cats.