But at least he can use contractions! PooPal: 1. Data: 0.

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Panel 1:
PooPal: I've failed at my solo endeavors to be like a real cat. Could you assist me?
Bink and Chloe: Of course!
Panel 2:
Bink: We'll teach you to be ferocious!
Chloe: And lazy!
Panel 3:
Bink: You'll master feline grace.
Chloe: And our uncanny ability to entertain by falling off the couch while napping!
Panel 4:
Bink: You'll learn to disdain humanity.
Chloe: But to desire their cuddles.
Panel 5:
PooPal: I had no idea cats were so...
Panel 6:
PooPal (from off screen while we see the two smiling faces of the cats): Two-faced.