Bink: I'm so disappointed in Apple, going the way of the 7-inch tablet.
Bink: They're just caving in to industry whims! They're undercutting their own beautiful 10-inch product!
Bink: I bet Steve is rolling over in his grave.
Reveal Bink standing with a big iPad strapped to his butt. Chloe is next to him.
Chloe: Not every kitty has a 10-inch butt!
Bink: So warm. So toasty.