Hey! I’m upping the schedule to two times a week! Monday and Wednesday!

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Panel 1:
Chloe sits in front of her laptop (cattop), despairing.
Chloe: It's no use! I can't play WoW on my own. Not well enough to compete with humans and their long fingers and opposable thumbs.
Panel 2:
Close up of sad Chloe.
Chloe: And Bink won't play with me anymore. What's a kitty to do?
Panel 3:
She perks up, seeing something on the screen.
Chloe: What's this? Is the answer in my inbox?
Panel 4:
Reveal the answer - a close up of an email that reads:
GET LARGE BULGING FINGERS NOW!!!
Completely safe!*
Click here now for the fingers of your dreams!