I wonder what a Magic: The Gathering black market would look like? It doesn’t exist…..does it?

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Panel 1:
Bink: It sounds like the trading card biz is very lucrative. Magic: The Gathering is keeping small gaming stores afloat.
Panel 2:
Chloe: So we get into the Magic TCG black market, huh? I like it!
Bink: No.
Panel 3:
Bink: We make our own trading card game. A better one. And we call it...
Panel 4: CU on Bink.
Bink: Hairballs: The Retching.