For what it’s worth, I really like Hero Academy, the turn-based strategy multiplayer iOS game. But I’m deliberately avoiding playing it much because I know it’ll consume and distract me.

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Panel 1: Chloe and Bink are on a laptop. Catop. Chloe is using the mouse and Bink is on the keyboard.
Bink: Well I wanted to play a Jedi, but the Sith Inquisitor is fun! I'm glad you talked me into it.
Chloe: Look, a cut scene!
Panel 2:
Bink: Oooh. Chloe, we gotta save this guy. Let's save this guy.
Chloe: No way! We gotta torture him with lightning.
Panel 3:
Bink: Since when did you get so mean?
I'm not mean, I'm role-playing! And Inquisitors like to torture people.
Panel 4:
Bink: Ok. We take turns deciding.
Chloe: Sure. Except I choose the Dark Side every time since I have the mouse.