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Panel 1: Chloe is on a radiator by the window. Bink approaches.
Bink: Chloe! We have to decrease demand for this new tradable Guardian Cub! It threatens our gold-selling business.
Panel 2:
Bink: Our usual customers will buy this and sell it in game for gold. Demand for our product will evaporate!
Panel 3:
Bink: But not if nobody wants this stinky pet.
Panel 4:
Bink: We start a whisper campaign. We make sure all of Azeroth knows that the Guardian Cub tortured everyone's favorite green hero.
Panel 5:
Chloe: Shrek?
Bink: Thrall.