Hack or Treats
Unidentified man: Trick or Treaters?
Unidentified woman: (gesturing back) Garfield and Hello Kitty threatened to hack into that nerd game, World of Warcraft, if we don't give them turkey tendons.
Man: (head hung, hand on head) We should really move to the suburbs.
Chloe and Bink out on the front porch. Bink is wearing a Garfield mask and Chloe is wearing a Hello Kitty mask.
Bink: I bet they'll have some turkey tendons out for us in a jiffy!
Chloe: I'm just glad you went with hacking instead of pooping.