PooPal: You want me to acquire virtual currency in WoW and exchange it for real American dollars?
Bink: Yep! Surely you can do it more efficiently than we mortal cats can!
PooPal: But Bink, that is unethical and illegal.
Bink: It's unethical for to be unable to pay for the 863 Kindle Fires I ordered!
PooPal: I'm sorry, Bink. I'm afraid I can't do that. It's simply not in my programming to do something so dubious.
Bink (walking away, paws in the air): And yet...you let me poop in you!
Chloe (to PooPal): It's totally in your programming, isn't it?
PooPal: It just sounds so tedious...