Bink: Chloe! Have you heard? There's a new cat butt warming device!
Chloe (in a box): Ooh! A rerelease of the 2005 Macbooks?
Bink: Nope this one refers to heat in its name!
Bink: And it's the perfect size! One cat butt per device.
Bink: The 7-inch Amazon Kindle Fire!
Chloe (measuring Bink's butt with a ruler): You might want to wait for the 10-inch...