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Panel 1:
Lisa is inside and leans against the door.
Lisa: What a weird night!
Panel 2:
Lisa walks down the hallway.
Lisa: Phone-stealing squirrels, a flying sentient litter box...
Panel 3:
Lisa: I'm so glad I can come home to Mike at times like these. He's so...
Normal.
Dependable.
Straight-laced.
Panel 4: Lisa opens a room door and sees Mike in the foreground.
Mike: Hi Lisa! Like my Meeple Mobile?