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Panel 1:
Mike: (to Lisa, who's on her laptop and using her headset) I'm going to the store for some Preparation H, KY Jelly, and Twizzlers. Need anything?
Panel 2: Lisa makes a cringing face.
Panel 3:
Mike: (embarrassed) You're not using push-to-talk, are you.
Guild (presumably): Don't forget the Cool-whip! And extra TP!