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Panel 1: Chloe approaches Bink, who's sitting and wearing the jester hat.
Chloe: You're looking at this all wrong.
Bink: Am I>
Panel 2:
Chloe: You think cats are just being goofballs when we chase lasers, ride ceiling fans, and fall off kitchen counters.
Bink: The lack of self respect is appalling!
Panel 3:
Chloe: Do you have any idea how many hours a day the average human spends watching our antics?
Bink: Um...
Chloe: 2.4
Panel 4: CU Chloe
Chloe: That's 876 hours a year.
Panel 5:
Chloe: (gesturing to a graphic of the US with a cat head) The American population alone sinks 268,937,737,800 hours each year into rapturously watching our every move.
Panel 6:
Chloe: ( now gesturing to a graph showing a staggering increase) That number is projected to grow 10 fold over the coming years as video smart-phones become more ubiquitous.
Panel 7: CU Chloe and Bink
Chloe (leaning in to Bink's ear) You call it degradation. I call it... Power.
Bink is wide eyed.