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Panel 1: Lisa is holding a box, in line behind a skinny old dude.
Lisa (thinking to herself): Sigh….At the post office again to mail my sister her supply of Chinatown bootleg Prada toilet paper.
Panel 2: A lady gets in line in front of Lisa.
Lisa (to herself): Hey, that lady is totally cutting!
Panel 3:
Lisa (to herself): Ok, stay calm. That article on being assertive said to be polite but firm in a situation like this.
Panel 4: CU Lisa
Lisa (to herself): Polite but firm. Polite but firm. Polite but firm. Polite but firm. Polite but firm.
Panel 5: The lady in front of her is rolled in toilet paper.
Lisa (out loud and grinning nervously): POLITE BUT FIRM!