For reals.

“Panel 1: Bink approaches Chloe
Bink: Chloe! I found another example of feline superiority!
Panel 2:
Bink: A new study reveals that dogs clumsily lap their water, forming a crude cup with their tongues.
Panel 3: CU Bink
Bink: But we cats elegantly shoot our tongues in and out of the water, creating a column of water for us to swallow!
Panel 4:
Bink: What are you doing?
Chloe (lapping at Bink’s arm): Trying to create a column of Bink for me to swallow.”