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Panel 1: NPC Comic Presents Not Particularly Canon
Panel 1: Sadie Hawkins Dance. A pony-tailed girl is looking at a fat man.
Girl: This one is too fat.
Panel 3: The pony-tailed girl is looking at a thin man.
Girl: This one is too skinny.
Panel 4: The girl has chosen a man that is in parts fat and in other parts thin.
Girl: This one is JUST right.