Panel 1: Close on Mike in his Dungeon Master costume.
Mike: You’re surrounded by a band of scruffy kobolds. Roll initiative.
Panel 2: Long panel, showing all the players. Chloe and Bink are perched on the back of the couch, watching.
Jenny (to Lisa, pointing at Patrick): Is that the cure boy you promised me? I thought there would be more. And cuter.
Lisa: Fan of Knives! Fan of Knives!
Kendra: FoKing Rogues.
Patrick: I join with the Kobolds and unleash a wave of fiery candles upon you!
Mike is facepalming.