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Panel 1: DnD is set up. Mike is the DM.
Lisa: So Mike, how can I tell what my dps is?
Panel 2:
Mike: We don’t use dps meters in D&D, Lisa. You are all working together as a team to overcome the forces that would do you in. It’s not a competition.
Panel 3: Close up of Lisa
Panel 4: Lisa points to Patrick, who is wearing a wizard hat and sniffing because Chloe is on his lap.
Lisa: But I could pwn the pansy wizard in a duel, right?