Panel 1: Bink is about to hit the pet projector with a hammer!
Chloe: Bink!!! What are you doing with Lisa’s Pet Projector??
Panel 2:
Bink: We have to destroy it, Chloe! We can’t let Lisa love these useless holo-pets more than she loves us!
Panel 3: Close up on Chloe
Chloe: She won’t, Bink! The holo-pets may be cute and collectable. But they can’t level Lisa’s alts in WoW, or buy expensive gadgets with gold-farming money! They can’t lick her tears away when she’s glum, or cuddle her when she needs a hug!
Panel 4:
Bink: They also can’t extort her for organ meats, barf up hairballs, destroy computers…
Chloe (plugging ears and walking away): LALALALALALA I can’t hear you!