Patrick (to Lisa): So what’s it gonna be? Part ways with a little virtual gold or commit social suicide at your new job?
Lisa: Well when you put it that way…
Patrick (satisfied): Atta girl.
Panel 3: Lisa starts standing on a chair.
Patrick (surprised): Whoa, what are you doing?
Panel 4: Lisa is now standing on the chair, making an announcement to the whole office.
Lisa: Attention everyone! When I go home tonight, I’m going to kiss my boyfriend, pat my cats, order takeout, log onto my gnome rogue and raid with my guild.
Panel 5: Close up of Lisa
Lisa: That’s right. Now you know. I’m a player.”