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Panel 1: Jenny and Bill sit across from each other at their computers.
Jenny:: I love how STO automatically faces me to whatever enemy I'm targeting.
Bill: That's ridiculous! Starfleet officers can't be bothered to face their enemies?
Panel 2: Jenny and Bill now stand, facing each other in heated argument.
Jenny: Well WoW doesn't hold a candle to STO's infinitely customizable character creation!
Bill: At least Blizzard doesn't nickel and dime their player base like Cryptic does!
Panel 3: The face off.
Panel 4: Oh, now they're making out.
Jenny (thinking to herself): Blizzard fanboy.
Bill (thinking to himself): Trek nerd.