My cousin is in boot camp now. So proud of him. Anyway, that’s why boot camp was on my mind.

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Chloe and Bink are standing on a pile of books, wearing army hats. Lisa is standing to attention, saluting to them.
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Attention Lisa! Shadow Priest Boot Camp starts now!
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Repeat after me: I am not a rogue. I do not sneak or stab or poison!
Lisa: I am not a rogue. I do not sneak or stab or poison!
Bink: I am a shadow priest. I blast and sear, flay and plague!
Lisa: I am a shadow priest. I blast and sear, flay and plague!
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Pop quiz! How do you maximize DPS during a boss fight?
Lisa (breaking a sweat): Um, keep slice and dice and rupture up?
Bink: Wrong! Drop and give us 50!
Lisa (not saluting now): 50 pushups or 50 organ meats?
Chloe: Both!