This storyline starts here.
Jenny, to Bill: You're turning your character with the keyboard instead of the mouse? PretentiousBastards.com and other WoW websites say that's ridiculously slow and that you should use the mouse or you're an idiot.
Guy 1: My girl left me.
Guy 2: My girl cheated on me.
Bill: My girl is better at World of Warcraft than me.