Whenever the cats get near me during a boss fight I’m terrified this will happen.

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Panel 1: A gnome rogue with pink pig tails is buttstabbing a mob. A mage casts spells in the background.
Gnome rogue kitty inc
Panel 2:
Gnome rogue aaddddddddhhhhzzcc
Panel 3: Reveal Lisa on the ground. One cat is on her, and the other one is on the keyboard. The screen reads: You are dead.