You underestimate the power of accounting. With their trusty “black box calculator” and “specialized heuristic algorithms” there is no number they cannot derive from thin air.
How can you get it wrong? The gun is practically tagged in thy tags section! Okay… sure, it doesn’t go by the name of the game (but was the NES zapper really used for anything else?)
Ah Guild Wars, I’ve never played either of those. When I first saw the title in the archives, I was wondering why it wasn’t “Binkgineer” but now that I see it isn’t WoW, it makes sense.
PS. I don’t know if I’ve actually commented before. I’ve read this for quite a while though, and I love it!
Panel 1:
Bink: I'm Binkineer! A charr engineer fighting my way through the land of Tyria in Guild Wars 2! I never go anywhere without my trusty monocle!
Panel 2:
Chloe: Why? Is the vision in your left eye impaired?
Bink: Of course not! It's enhanced with the power of magnification!
Panel 3:
Chloe: Then what would happen if you wore two monocles? (She inserts another monocle into his other eye socket.)
Bink: Well then they wouldn't be called mono-
Panel 4:
Bink whips out a red and grey gun and points.
Bink: Stand back! I must blow that mechanical monstrosity to smithereens!
Chloe: That's a flea.
Panel 1:
Bink: I'm Binkineer! A charr engineer fighting my way through the land of Tyria in Guild Wars 2! I never go anywhere without my trusty monocle!
Panel 2:
Chloe: Why? Is the vision in your left eye impaired?
Bink: Of course not! It's enhanced with the power of magnification!
Panel 3:
Chloe: Then what would happen if you wore two monocles? (She inserts another monocle into his other eye socket.)
Bink: Well then they wouldn't be called mono-
Panel 4:
Bink whips out a red and grey gun and points.
Bink: Stand back! I must blow that mechanical monstrosity to smithereens!
Chloe: That's a flea.
Shouldn’t that be MINUS points if you DON’T know what kind of gun that is? Or is that dating me? -_-
Oh lord, you left yourself wide open for a “It’s not like anyone else would” joke. XD
Isn’t that the Beam Gun for the NES?
Oh I don’t think there is an accountant in the world that could calculate how many ducks I took down with that gun.
You underestimate the power of accounting. With their trusty “black box calculator” and “specialized heuristic algorithms” there is no number they cannot derive from thin air.
How can you get it wrong? The gun is practically tagged in thy tags section! Okay… sure, it doesn’t go by the name of the game (but was the NES zapper really used for anything else?)
Hah yeah I was wondering if anyone looked at those things…
Bionic vision!
Sadly, Engineer is a horrible class =[
Welcome to Guild Wars 2.
Ah Guild Wars, I’ve never played either of those. When I first saw the title in the archives, I was wondering why it wasn’t “Binkgineer” but now that I see it isn’t WoW, it makes sense.
PS. I don’t know if I’ve actually commented before. I’ve read this for quite a while though, and I love it!
The “it makes sense” was supposed to be “it makes more sense not to use a wow-type name for it”.
The zapper! Get them, Bink!
Duck Hunt was a great game. Do we get bonus points for owning the Mario/Duck Hunt games on one cartridge?
Yes, and even more points if you have the Mario/Duck Hunt/World Class Track Meet with the Power Pad!
The problem with wearing two monocles is making a spectacle of yourself…