maryvarn on May 30th, 2012
↓ TranscriptTitle at top: What if World of Warcraft Never Existed?
Newscaster: Another youth dropped dead after playing Farmville: The MMO for 83 hours straight.
Newsticker at bottom: Breaking: Zynga most profitable company...
Chris Metzen would have a busy voice-acting career.
Chris Metzen at mic, with Spike the dragon on his t-shirt: Cheer up, Twilight! There's a party in Ponyville tonight!
Vitamin D deficiencies would be down in certain segments of the population.
Lisa, Mike, Chloe, and Bink are all outside in the park, LARPing. There's a LARP Free Play sign in the background.
Lisa: Lighting stab!
Mike: Heal wounds!
Bink: Fiery hairball!
Chloe: Litter spawn!