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PooPal: Bink! Now there's a way to sell virtual game items for real cash, in a legal and ethical manner!
Bink: I resent the implication that our WoW gold-selling business is criminal!
PooPal: Blizzard has legitimized a real money transaction system in Diablo 3! No hacks, no funny stuff.
Bink: FUNNY STUFF!?! Poo, I assure you, there's nothing funny about the fine WoW gold we sell. We keep our customers happy.
Chloe: Well it was funny that one time, when we skimmed a fraction of a percent of copper from the biggest guild banks into our account.
A stapler sits in the background.