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↓ TranscriptPanel 1:
Narrator: So you've decided you need to introduce more activity into your gaming-heavy lifestyle.
Lisa is at the computer. She has blood shot eyes, bad posture, and weak muscles.
Panel 2:
Narrator: Try gaming on a treadmill!
Lisa is straddling a treadmill while she plays in front of a computer. Chloe runs on it behind her.
Lisa: Just a quick break. Until the end of this raid wing. and the next.
Panel 3:
Narrator: How about a wristband that tracks your activity level?
Lisa plays in front of the computer while waving her hand around. Her wristband says: *Ding* You reached your daily motion quota!
Panel 4:
Narrator: You could always try taking a break and going outside.
Lisa and Mike walk outside in the sun.Lisa is covered up in sunglasses and a hat and a long sleeve shirt.
Lisa: I don't trust this "Vitamin D."
Vitamin D for the win !!!!
Just don’t overdo it because both your skin types (you and Lisa) are sensitive :p
Vitamin D is bad for your mental health. True story.
Where in this country do people get the most exercise, fresh air and vitamin D? Midwest farming country.
Where in this country do they have the most UFO sightings? Midwest farming country.
So either our midwest farmers are hallucinating due to an overdose of exercise, fresh air and vitamin D, or the aliens prefer abducting people who get exercise, fresh air and vitamin D.
Either way, I’m staying inside where it’s safe.
Great post had me chuckling all day
Actually, the most UFO sightings are in the South.
Oh.. I thought this vitamin D was the camera program… nvm
treadmill Chloe!! this holds sweet irony, given her and Bink’s history with popular internet cat videos
Shouldn’t Bink be on that treadmill? He needs to lose some weight
I remember a few years back there were these guys who hooked up a system so that running on the treadmill moved your character in-game. If you’re not moving on the machine, your character isn’t moving. Imagine doing that in raiding!
I remember seeing that on Hackaday! They even set it up to be a lower ratio (so they didn’t need to run to make their character run) and still came to the conclusion that their WoW characters do way too much running
Shun the sun! It burns….it burns!! (I also live in the pacific north west, so sun really just means road construction to me).
I’d say put the wrist thingy on your angle, so you couldn’t cheat it like that (though you still could).
Yea I play drums and if wear my nike Fuelband on my wrist I can break all my records just at one practice. In 6 songs it says I have a run a Marathon. But I cant put it on my ankle either as they move just as much with double base peddles.
I to live in the pacific northwest
Wait, so you’re saying we need to exercise? Preposterous!
I’m from Chicago, trust me, nobody here knows what Vitamin D is eight months out of the year. Except a flavor of milk.
I love the cat’s tail (probably Bink) creeping out of the picnic basket!
Nope, too light to be Bink, that is Chloe.