NPC Comic

Panel 1:
Fitzgerald stands outside in a doorway in his protective suit. There's a flower in the foreground.
Fitzgerald: I can take on anything in my new protective suit!
Panel 2: A scary dog appears.
Fitzgerald: (in defensive stance) Even ferocious canines!
Panel 3: The dog pees on the flower.
Panel 4:
Fitzgerald (still in defensive stance): And smelly flowers. I can take on smelly flowers.