Just because you’re permanently terrified into st-st-st-stutters, doesn’t make you dumb. You KNOW he’s got good survival instincts, surviving Katy-bug.
Credit must be given to Bink and Chloe for some of the positive changes in his life. For example, the last time we saw Katy about to pounce him, he was playing WoW. Explaining to her what he was doing in WoW not only got her to not go through with manhandling him, but even to “cooperate” with him.
Way to go, Fitzgerald, sticking up for yourself even more!
Why should he go to kitty hell? Those conditions aren’t even remotely unfair, as compared to what Bink and Chloe did to him. And WoW actually made Fitz’s life better (see my previous comment).
Panel 1:
A note appears on a fishing line outside the window.
Bink: What's this?
Chloe: A note! From Fitzgerald!
Panel 2: They read the note.
Chloe: "I have taken your apology under advisement. You'll restore my friendship once you agree to the following:"
Panel 3: They continue to read it.
Chloe: "1) You continue to pay for my WoW account. 2) You send pansies weekly. 3) You limit your visits with me to one blue cat at a time for a trial period."
Bink: These shouldn't be a problem.
Panel 4: Reveal Fitzgerald in his window above, with the fishing pole.
Fitzgerald: I hope I don't go to Kitty Hell for fishing for suckers.
Panel 1:
A note appears on a fishing line outside the window.
Bink: What's this?
Chloe: A note! From Fitzgerald!
Panel 2: They read the note.
Chloe: "I have taken your apology under advisement. You'll restore my friendship once you agree to the following:"
Panel 3: They continue to read it.
Chloe: "1) You continue to pay for my WoW account. 2) You send pansies weekly. 3) You limit your visits with me to one blue cat at a time for a trial period."
Bink: These shouldn't be a problem.
Panel 4: Reveal Fitzgerald in his window above, with the fishing pole.
Fitzgerald: I hope I don't go to Kitty Hell for fishing for suckers.
4. I have a sum of 47 million US dollars in an offshore account, and require your help in transferring it.
5. You will call me by my real name: Fitzgerald. (Oh, wait, you already did. Scratch this item.)
Fishing for suckers… NICE one!
Kitty hell is comprised of a horde of kitties on a dairy based diet.
Trust me on this. I’ve shed too many tears after my cat has eaten cheese.
Hey, Fitz isn’t as naive as he looks!
Just because you’re permanently terrified into st-st-st-stutters, doesn’t make you dumb. You KNOW he’s got good survival instincts, surviving Katy-bug.
Credit must be given to Bink and Chloe for some of the positive changes in his life. For example, the last time we saw Katy about to pounce him, he was playing WoW. Explaining to her what he was doing in WoW not only got her to not go through with manhandling him, but even to “cooperate” with him.
MMORPG’s: Changing your life for the better.
All cats go to hell, huh? Well, it certainly explains why they’re little demons.
^doesn’t really hate cats but has a mild phobia due to almost losing right eye to a cat when 4 years old.
Way to go, Fitzgerald, sticking up for yourself even more!
Why should he go to kitty hell? Those conditions aren’t even remotely unfair, as compared to what Bink and Chloe did to him. And WoW actually made Fitz’s life better (see my previous comment).