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↓ TranscriptPanel 1:
Mike: Lisa, we're going to show you what it's like to not be the top DPS.
Panel 2:
Mike gestures behind him. Chloe and Bink are setting up their laptop (cattop), and PooPal is doing...something. The picture that hangs on the wall shows a dragon popping out of a castle, scaring a cupcake.
Mike: We're going to run 5-mans. Chloe and Bink will tank on heir Death Knight. I'll heal. And PooPal here is going to out-dps you. On his dual-boxing rogues.
Panel 3:
Mike: He's unbeatable. His superior reflexes and flawless timing will ensure a perfect DPS cycle, every time.
Panel 4:
Reveal that PooPal has a pair of googly eyes and bushy eyebrows.
Mike: Also, he installed eyes.
PooPal: So you take me seriously.
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Despite the broken friendship, it would have been cool if Fitz could have joined them as their 5th man.
Honest to god I’ve used this line during a Mana Tombs run on a friend:
You may be the best herb picker but it isn’t helping if you are doing it now.
But but… Mana Tombs had awesome herbs…
Yeah, I can imagine that. Ok, let’s go kill the boss. Wait, Fitz come back here and leave that herb alone. There are still mobs there. Oh noes, now he agroed them.
Three seconds later, the group is running Bach as ghost, and glaring at Fitz. But he let’s them know he got the herb.
For all we know, despite the flower obsession, Fitz might actually be a bad*ss player. He might be that dangerous and competent simply because he doesn’t like having his herb picking disturbed.
Great, make her more competitive.
It looks like somebody’s going to get a ban
*sunglasses*
for botting.
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
Ahahahaha
That’s the only comment I can muster on that XD
be funny if lisa out dps poopal
……can you make a separate strip about the adventures of the cupcake?:D I wanna know if it defeats the green dragon or not!
I like the painting mini comic in the background.
And the Legend of Poopal the rogue begins
Give Poopal a real challenge. Make him duelbox feral kitty DPS.
Perfect DPS? not possible. The reason poopal will when is because it’s impossible to stop staring into those googly eyes….
The spelling in these comments is atrocious
I would hate to be the fifth person in that dungeon…
There are 5. Chloe and Bink are tanking, Lisa is playing her rogue, Poopal is dual boxing TWO rogue and Mike is healing. So that is 5. I’ve dual boxed a lock and shaman before. It was fun.
Please, oh, please… Poopal, remember to renew your poisons…
Those eyes! They stare into my very souuuuul!
I will never be able to look at Poopal the same way again.
For a moment I thought I was glimpsing a TROGDOR sighting.
I think Trogdor should get the top DPS, by totally burninating. 8^p
I feel sorry for Mike. He’s going to heal a 5-man with no ranged damage dealers, just 3 rogues. That’s 3 leather wearers in melee range of the boss. It doesn’t matter if they’ve all got legendary daggers and if pinball wizard Poopal does in fact achieve optimal dps every time. That’s still going to be a challenge to heal 3 rogues and Mike himself, as he’s going to eat all of the ranged damage. Oh, and it’s not difficult for 2 rogues to out-dps everyone if they cooperate by constantly throwing each other Tricks of the Trade.
Poopal is now GrouchoBot! XD
Pfffft, everyone know in order to be taken seriously you need EPIC FACIAL HAIR….or a awesome hat. the eyebrows are good to